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Palin: “Bored Bloggers Talking About My Boobies”

June 12, 2010

New post here.

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Palinoscopy Moving

June 11, 2010

palinoscopy is officially moving to http://www.palinoscope.com/. We’ll keep skewering the lying, thieving, half-term half-wit gov over there.

Palin Hilarity

June 11, 2010

This is great. Seriously you must try the Palin quotes generator. We got this very Palinesque gem:
“I see the United States as being a force for who’s more apt to be talking about solutions to get caught up in this evil, in this terror.”
Find us now at

http://www.palinoscope.com/

Palin Irony Alert

June 11, 2010


We learned today, over at palingates, that the foundation at California State University Stanislaus which intends to pay a certain cretin over 75,000 dollars to appear there, has actually cut scholarships to actual students at that institution. One question: can anyone tell us why the hell a university foundation would make a decision that bringing a moron onto campus to spout nonsense actually trumps giving scholarships? Maybe one of the queen’s useful idiots can enlighten us, because from here, it kinda seems like the foundation should be shut down if that’s the kind of crap they do. Really, somebody should explain how this was justified.

Also in the same article is the strange revelation that homeland security is training police in anti-protest tactics for dingbat’s visit. We’d also very much like to know how protesting Palin is a threat to national security.

Boobygate: Palin Inflates Her Credentials

June 10, 2010


Sarah Palin, it appears, may have had an enlargement done on two of her most important political attributes, after polling of male teabaggers revealed that they were more likely to notice the actual words coming out of the mouths of political hacks who had smaller busts. Scientists found that if the teabagger’s eyes were fastened on big boobies they could only remember a word or two of the blather, while those who weren’t focused on boobs noticed a whole slogan, on average. Sarah’s verbal skills are limited to slogans that can be fit on the palm of her hand, but her boobs need have no such limitations. The question that remains is this: are they now big enough to keep those little starbursts forming in the eyes of her most ardently addled fans? Or will she require subsequent inflations of her political assets? And has Joe McGinniss noticed while she was out in her yard trying to get his attention? Did she try topless? Hint to Sarah: That might get him to look. Sarah’s biggest fear? Pamela Anderson will decide she wants to be the next GOP star. Frankly, the Democrats should try to draft Ms. Anderson first.

BTW- Somebody should tell Rich Lowry.

Video: Oh Sarah

June 5, 2010


Via palingates and Hypocrites and Heffalump Traps.

Palin Urges Cuts to Medicare, SSI and Farm Subsidies

June 5, 2010

Just kidding. But really, tea tantrum, shouldn’t you be out pitching a fit these programs? Or is that the scent of hypocrisy wafting from your full of shitness?