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Boobygate: Palin Inflates Her Credentials

June 10, 2010

Sarah Palin, it appears, may have had an enlargement done on two of her most important political attributes, after polling of male teabaggers revealed that they were more likely to notice the actual words coming out of the mouths of political hacks who had smaller busts. Scientists found that if the teabagger’s eyes were fastened on big boobies they could only remember a word or two of the blather, while those who weren’t focused on boobs noticed a whole slogan, on average. Sarah’s verbal skills are limited to slogans that can be fit on the palm of her hand, but her boobs need have no such limitations. The question that remains is this: are they now big enough to keep those little starbursts forming in the eyes of her most ardently addled fans? Or will she require subsequent inflations of her political assets? And has Joe McGinniss noticed while she was out in her yard trying to get his attention? Did she try topless? Hint to Sarah: That might get him to look. Sarah’s biggest fear? Pamela Anderson will decide she wants to be the next GOP star. Frankly, the Democrats should try to draft Ms. Anderson first.

BTW- Somebody should tell Rich Lowry.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Josie permalink
    June 10, 2010 10:13 pm

    Well, at least Todd’s smilin’, huh?/ You betcha!!

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